Baby Cradle + Rocking Chair= Happy Parent

This is my idea of parenthood:

Being a parent is like signing a contract with a baby dictator who will henceforth rule your entire world. They will punish you, pee on you and make your life about them. You will curse silently and frequently, and forget your own name at times.

But amidst all of the baby vomit, they go to sleep. And they blow little bubbles with their mouth, and make squeaky noises when they see you in their dreams. Suddenly, cuteness > overwhelming fatigue.

Which is why every parent needs the Rockid:

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Because I’m sure every new parent will agree that babies need more sleep.

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