Eating something when you don’t know what you’re eating is commonly associated with multi-level genocide and hamster dismemberment. That is, a bad idea.
But once in a while, like when the tooth fairy comes for wardrobe-sized buck teeth, you eat a piece of bread and it turns out to be a PANDA.
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