You know, I think for someone my age, I stay at home a little too much. And by too much I mean I have Twilight skin and own several snuggies. My Dad has expressed concern.
Especially during the winter, it’s like, seriously… don’t come knocking unless your emergency falls under the categories of inflammable boils and/or your roommate is
a) potential child molester
b) the Big Bad wolf
c) Ryan Gosling because that means I’m bringing my sleeping bag over.
So for a hopelessly happy homebody, here are my suggestions for your other homebody friends.
1. Monster Slippers. It’s like wearing baby rabbits on your feet, except not.
2. Wonder Woman Snuggie. Superhero + snuggie = no reason to leave the house. Anymore. Forever.
3. No Tug Hair Ties. It’s difficult to get comfortable with a jutting ponytail on the back of your head. #firstworldgirlproblemmaximus.
4. Scrabble Flask. There is nothing else that says “I respect your need for alone time and I think you’re intelligent too” more than this.