Let’s play the Birthday Scenario Game!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER. Just a note before we begin- you have to take this game very, very seriously.

According to this chart, my scenario is one where I am trapped in prison with Santa Claus. I am psyched, and these are the questions I am going to ask him:
- How are you related to Jesus?
- Who are Santarinas?
- In your opinion, what is the significance of “Ho, ho, ho”?
- Do you know the tooth fairy?
- What makes a child “bad” or “good”?
- Where the hell is my turtle-shaped teapot I asked for 16 years ago?

And then I’m going to end it off with a riddle.

- Who else wears a red suit and has great power and a great sense of responsibility?
Answer here.

What’s your special birthday scenario?

P.S. How common is your birthday (graph)?

{Birthday Game Image found via We Know Memes}