Tips & Tricks: How to stop Mozzie Bite Itch

Mosquitoes are one of those living things that make me question their purpose (besides Snooki).  Seriously, it’s like, Oh hey, WHY ARE YOU HERE?” All they do is draw blood without people’s permission and most of the time, they EVEN DO THAT WRONG. If they were like piranhas, I would hate them but at least I’d still respect them, but who’s gonna care when all I have to show for it is a mozzie bite? They should go back to school.

Anyway, here is a way to suck (ha!) the fun out of their amusement.

Or, you could always do this.