I used to think I would transport myself back to the 50s and 60s if I could, but then I realized that would mean voluntarily stripping myself of the internet and social media, which to me is like... slamming the car door on your own leg or poisoning yourself with syphilis.
It's like, what did people 10 years ago do with those moments in their day when they eat/decide/see something completely irrelevant to the rest of the world? You mean they just... kept it to themselves? Well, that's just crazy talk.
So in honor of social media, here are some outfits inspired by my favorite platforms.
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